2 whole comments just for me! OK so both of them were out of pity but I don't care!
I'm a real blogger!
OK calm now.
Back to reality.
Sorry little slip there, normal literary service should hopefully resume when my face muscles relax to such that my eyes can see what I'm typing.
Time to go and see Jack.
Then see if the Bloke wants some help with his jeans - he seems to be wearing them far too much recently you see.
Second thoughts: who needs Jack...The Bloke Indoors can take me places Jack hasn't even dreamt about hehehe.
See you soon!